Posted in July 2013

Fake Movie Friday: The Last Mushroom

We have a problem. I’m off today and have had all day to write this. Tigs gave me a ton of great titles but I’ve had little to no motivation. Could this be the end of Fake Movie Friday? Probably Not. Maybe. Who knows?

The Last Mushroom
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Movie Movie Podcast #45: Mega Mega Cast: The Return

We said we would never do this again, but here we are. About a year after our last one (I have no idea when the last one was) we break a 3 week hiatus to bring you another Mega Mega Movie Movie Podcast, but with a shorter name for easy consumption. Join Alex, Russ, Peter and myself as we talk about…deep breath…Pacific Rim, Despicable Me 2, Red 2, The Conjuring, The Lone Ranger, RIPD, Only God Forgives and Sharknado! Recorded on July 23rd 2013

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Fake Movie Friday: Spring Breakers 2

So my computer battery died last weekend and I’ve been without all week. It hasn’t been fun. Writing this at work (don’t tell!). I apologize for this being my 2nd Fake Movie Saturday. I think this came from Russ’ sister.

Spring Breakers 2

Movie starts off with yet another montage of people partying in slow motion. There’s a voice over of a young man talking about his dreams. How he stood on a beach at sunrise, the sky on fire, the ocean boiling, and a girl sucking his dick.

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Fake Movie Friday: Pants on Fire

So I’m sitting at the table eating pizza in my underpants, fan blowing directly into my crotch, and I realize: IT’S FAKE MOVIE FRIDAY! So here I go once again writing the intro before I actually know what the hell I’m going to do. I bothered Megan McShane until she gave me this title, then immediately apologized.

Pants on Fire

Movie opens in flashback, and we see a pants factory in the 70s. The people, looking real 70s are producing pants as the camera pans around them. It then comes up off the floor and into the office overlooking it. A man talks to his three kids about the importance of the factory. How it helps the town and how factories like this make America the best country in the world. One son and daughter don’t seem to care as another listens intently.
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Movie Movie Podcast #44: White House ZU

We recorded this earlier in the week, and I apologize for the late posting. We focused grouped the hell out of the movie and decided to reshoot the entire last third, but I think we got it this time. Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself as we hunker down for World War Z, give Alex a moment with Monsters U and get dumb with White House Down. Recorded on July 2nd 2013.

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Fake Movie Friday: Nesting

I’m tired as hell. It was stupid hot yesterday and I probably should have had more water, also less beer. I have no idea what to write. I need a title. Time to find someone to give me one. I’ll be right back. YES! Tigs reminded me about an idea I had on the last podcast. It’s not up yet so when you listen to it you’ll see my AMAZING creative process.

Nesting

Open on young people driving out to the boonies to clean out the house of one of their great aunts who died. Ken rides in the back next to his girlfriend Kris. In the front are Don and his girlfriend Laura. Ken’s aunt died of old age and the family hardly talked to her.
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