So I’m sitting at the table eating pizza in my underpants, fan blowing directly into my crotch, and I realize: IT’S FAKE MOVIE FRIDAY! So here I go once again writing the intro before I actually know what the hell I’m going to do. I bothered Megan McShane until she gave me this title, then immediately apologized.
Pants on Fire
Movie opens in flashback, and we see a pants factory in the 70s. The people, looking real 70s are producing pants as the camera pans around them. It then comes up off the floor and into the office overlooking it. A man talks to his three kids about the importance of the factory. How it helps the town and how factories like this make America the best country in the world. One son and daughter don’t seem to care as another listens intently.
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