I really don’t. It hurts too much. It just makes me so angry. This shouldn’t exist. I should have to live in the same world as such things.
The guys that made Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, and Vampires Suck are being given more money to make another film-
The Starving Games
WHO KEEPS GIVING THEM MONEY!?
You know in Iron Man when Tony Stark sees what really happens with the weapons he builds and decides to do something good with his life?
This NEEDS to happen to these dudes. I’m freaking out. I can’t take it. If we’ve never been offered even 5$ to produce any of the Fake Movie Friday ideas then I don’t understand this world.
Here’s a few things that undoubtedly will be used in the film.
-Katniss (or probably named Katpiss) will be running through the woods and run into the avengers fighting each other.
-Rue will be Blue Ivory Carter.
-A fake Howard Stern and America’s Got Talent judges will talk to the kids.
-The weird beard that Wes Bentley had will be a penis.
-The Stanley Tucci character will be a Jerry Springer joke.
-Voldemort will dance.
Oh God, I’d bet money that Katpiss and penis beard will be in the movie *shudder*.
If it’s not Katpiss… I mean it has to be right? Or else someone there is doing something wrong…or right…wait I confused myself