So instead of giving you guys a fake movie friday last week, I thought I’d save my shitty take on a christmas movie, but also make a sequel at the same time.
Dude Where’s My Baby
The film opens up on Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Wanda (Jennifer Garner) calling Chester (Seann William Scott) and Wilma (Marla Sokoloff) and asking how the baby is. Chester says the baby is totally “shibby” and that they’re so happy to have little rugmuncher around the house. Jesse says that if they need anything (while making body language to suggest weed smoking) to call him. Chester says thanks and the movie starts. Wilma now has a high powered business lady job in the city and Chester is a house-husband. So he and the baby, named Tiger have a really great connection. Wilma reminds him that her parents are coming for Christmas Eve dinner, so he and Tiger need to be on their best behavior. Chester says of course and tells her they are going to run some errands all day and chill and stuff, but they’ll be fine. We cut to Chester at the supermarket in the snacks aisle. The baby is like at that age where it can walk, but not like talk a bunch FYI. Anyway, Chester sees what looks like a mugging from the other aisle, and when he turns to grab Tiger and leave she’s gone, cue the classic line, Dude Wheres My Baby?