Red Bull, yes the energy drink, have announced plans to produce a movie? What is it you ask? Probably an extreme sports documentary? A Tony Hawk bio-pic? Maybe an update of ‘Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines’ but with flutag?
No you dumb bastard, its an updated version of ‘Oliver Twist’ simply entitled ‘Twist.’ Here’s the twist, it will be set in present day focussing mainly on Fagin’s gang
WITH PARKOUR!
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“I want some more”
“Don’t you say please boy?”
“NO!” *flips across table and out small window*