‘Transformers’ worked. That hurts to say but it connected with kids and made transforming boat loads of cash.
‘Battleship’ didn’t work. That feels nice to say. The public said no, movies based on toys are stupid.
So why was a Tonka Truck movie just greenlit? But wait, it gets worse…
Tonka are just trucks. There is nothing special about them. Seriously, trucks with dirty inbred truckers inside. There is no story here.
I did say it gets worse right? Hasbro is partnering with Happy Madison productions to make thus film. Adam Sandler’s company. They’ve produced such gems as ‘Jack and Jill’, ‘Bucky Parson: Born to be a Star’, and ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop.’
Sorry that you read this.