All of Rihanna’s dialogue from Battleship

Movie Movie Supplement! And not that stuff you would find in a weird smelling new age store (no offense to our weird smelling new age store owning readers, but seriously it’s weird; to our normal smelling new age store owners, keep up the good work!). I found this list on, so all credit goes to them for this. Well them and Rihanna. 68 lines in total, the same number of lines Orson Wells speaks in The Third Man (that’s a lie):

  • “What’s wrong with you drama queen?
  • “Get up princess! Come on!”
  • “Typical”
  • “Shut up. Shut up.”
  • “Oh, this gon’ be sweet. He hates the man.”
  • “You go mess with him and see what happens!”
  • “Chicken!”
  • “Kentucky Fried Chicken!”
  • “You look like Colonel Sanders, actually.”
  • “Yo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?”
  • “Nothing, sir.”
  • “If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir.”
  • “I got something sir, on my camera.”
  • “I don’t know.”
  • “Is this some kind of exercise?”
  • “You ever seen anything like this?”
  • “Weird, man.”
  • “Real bad idea, Lieutenant.”
  • “Lieutenant, get up.”
  • “Lieutenant.”
  • “Come on, you with me?”
  • “Come on, squared away?”
  • “What the hell is that?”
  • “Ahhhhhhh!”
  • “Ahhhhhhh!”
  • “What happened?”
  • “What?”
  • “Who’s in charge?”
  • “Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes.”
  • “(Heavy sigh)”
  • “My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I ain’t around when that day comes.”
  • “No sir!”
  • “Nothing sir, nothing.”
  • “Yo, hey!”
  • “Come on, come on, come on.”
  • “Mahalo, motherfu—”
  • “What the hell is that?”
  • “Sir.”
  • “Roger, Echo 1-1.”
  • “Box 24. Ready to fire.”
  • “India 3-7, locked.”
  • “Sir, we’re hot over here. We’re good to go, let’s light ‘em up.”
  • “Tango 1-9, loaded.”
  • “Whiskey 2-5.”
  • “Negative, sir, it’s moving all over the place. I can’t get a line on it.”
  • “Sucker’s really jumping around.”
  • “40 minutes sir.”
  • “Contact is seven minutes out and closing fast.”
  • “Contact two miles out.”
  • “Contact ETA 21 seconds.”
  • “Boom.”
  • “Yeah!”
  • “Get up!”
  • “Let’s go!”
  • “Go, go, go!”
  • “Yes, sir.”
  • “Oh yes sir.”
  • “Awesome.”
  • “Sir, we’ll be in weapons range in 5 minutes.”
  • “Aimed at target.”
  • “Sir, that’s the wrong direction!”
  • “Sir.”
  • “Coordinates.”
  • “Elevation.”
  • “Come on, take the picture, Beast.”
  • “Navy!”
  • “Come on, Hopper!”
  • “Look dapper!”


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9 thoughts on “All of Rihanna’s dialogue from Battleship

  1. peter says:

    This is awesome. The Third Man reference made me chorttle.

  2. Dunn says:

    Is it bad that this makes me want to see it? Quick math(!) tells me that 4.4% of her lines refer to chicken, 20% have the word sir in them, and 4.4% are just sounds. Hasn’t Rihanna been through enough??

    • peter says:

      Dunn, if you think you can come to my website and throw math around you got another thing coming. This is my turf! I do the math around here!

      100% of the time.

      (But you do get 1 movie movie points points for this)

  3. russ says:

    Thank you for boiling down that math dunn. Now I know I can be thoroughly offended.

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