ARNOLD! CONAN! EXCITEMENT PUKE!

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning to the Conan-verse in the upcoming film ‘The Legened of Conan.’

The film will be ignoring the events the recent reboot. It will also be ignoring the Arnold sequel ‘Conan the Destroyer.’

OLD CONAN! OLD CONAN! I’m so excited! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO WRITE ANYMORE! THIS IS TOO AWESOME! I’m going to go clean up from my celebration puke.

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