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ARNOLD! CONAN! EXCITEMENT PUKE!

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning to the Conan-verse in the upcoming film ‘The Legened of Conan.’

The film will be ignoring the events the recent reboot. It will also be ignoring the Arnold sequel ‘Conan the Destroyer.’

OLD CONAN! OLD CONAN! I’m so excited! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO WRITE ANYMORE! THIS IS TOO AWESOME! I’m going to go clean up from my celebration puke.

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The 90s Are Officially Back

Thank you ‘Expendables’ and California term restrictions! The 90s are back. Not only do Stallone and Schwartzenegger both have upcoming films, but this gem of a poster popped up online today.

You’re welcome America.

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Arnold said “I’ll Be Back” and Now He’s Back!

This is the first Arnold Schwarzenegger starring film since 2003’s Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.  Arnold stars in The Last Stand as a Sheriff looking to protect his California border town from a drug cartel looking to advance north from Mexico.  Peter Stormare is one of the bad guys. This is gonna be awesome.

Trailer here:

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EXPENDABLES 2 Trailer!

I don’t have anything witty or important to say here.  Terry Crews whet my appetite for seeing this already.  It looks great:

 

Trailer courtesy of IGN.com

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