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Hitchcock: Sadly Not A Will Smith Franchise Mash-up Film

Enjoy this trailer. Hopkins and Mirren seem to have great chemistry and will be the ones to look to carry this movie.

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This Week in Bullshit Romantic Comedies

Ever since Katherine Heigl stopped being commercially viable, it feels like we’ve had a lack of incredibly unrealistic romantic comedies. Don’t worry though, kindly reader, Anne Hathaway has decided she no longer wants to be taken seriously as an actress.

The Ice Planet Hath has signed on for ‘The Low Self-Esteem of Lizzie Gillespie’ and no it is not a Disney Channel series. The film co-written by current I-can’t-figure-out-how-IT-girl Mindy Kaling centers on woman whose low self-esteem has her only dating losers.

Get ready for the gorgeous Anne Hathaway having trouble finding a boyfriend!

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Peanuts Up Next to be Ruined By Hollywood

A feature length ‘Peanuts’ film is in the works for 2015. This may sound like fantastic news but let’s think for a second.
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Retro-it Ralph

This is fun. ‘Wreck-it Ralph’ premieres November 2nd, expect us first in line.

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Expendabras Casting Part 1

It is my hope of hopes that the term Expendabras becomes a term that people use for the upcoming female version of ‘The Expendables.’ There are so many rumors circling around this film.

It was announced very early on that ‘Haywire’ and former MMA star Gina Carano is in. Our newest addition is ‘Battlestar Galactica’ tough gal Katee Sackhoff will be joining her.

Fun move here. She has a lot of nerdy fans that will follow her into the theater. She plays tough girl really well, but can’t also act at an emotional level that Carano can’t.

Very excited to hear more about this film.

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Fake Movie Friday: Hungry Hungry Hippos

So based on the success of Battleship, Hasbro has been actively trying to get more of their properties onto the big screen. One of them being is Hungry Hungry Hippos, which is currently described as being actively in the works. So let’s shit this out before them. This will of course be an animated feature.

Hungry Hungry Hippos

We open on a family of Hippos (off to a great start!).
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Truly A Good Day

Was not expecting this today. Just a day after we see the first official picture we get a quick cut teaser here with Bruce Willis phoning in a line at the end.

BUT I AM SO EXCITED!

I’m incredibly in. I really get the feeling that we will be seeing a younger Gruber descendent as the villain here. Probably a son of one of them. OR BOTH?!? Some weird Billy Crystal/Robin Williams ‘Father’s Day’ thing going on.

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Wait?! The Lone Ranger is in this Tonto movie?

Not surprising, this trailer milks Johnny Depp for all he’s worth. It milks Gore Verbinski and the Pirate films. The first 20+ seconds is just about the companies that made this film. This is an AD. This is hardly a trailer for this bloated budget of a film.

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The Guilt Trip! The Punniest Title of 2013!

This movie has some potential. The chemistry between Streisand and Rogen is fun. The Grand Canyon scene was funny in a great conversational way the rest of the film needs to be. It also could be a huge pile of shit. Who knows!?

It really feels that there will be a red band trailer for this film. Mostly not mentioning the product makes it seem like there is some dirty stuff in this film, also it’s Rogen.

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Brave Cavemen

Watch the first minute of this trailer and tell me it doesn’t feel like ‘Brave’, even before you see the girl has red hair too. Then it gets a bit interesting with it’s visuals. Dreamworks Animation has had a ton of animation success lately, but this just isn’t hitting me. Thoughts?

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