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Kevin James & the Inspirational Sports Drama?

When I first heard that Kevin James was going to be in a movie playing a teacher who decides to start MMA fighting to make money for his failing school, I thought, “this is going to be a typical happy madison shitbird.” Then I saw the trailer for his film Here Comes The Boom and thought “Ok, it’s not happy madison, but its still shit.”

It’s like someone knew that while Warrior bombed, it was a good enough film, so why not toss in some comedy, some fat guy falling, and watch the money pile up.  I don’t think this will be good at all, but I think it will certainly do well.  The tone of this trailer is all over the place, but I doubt that’ll matter.

I still hate MMA though.


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Popeye & How Sometimes I Zig Where I’d Zag

They are making a new Popeye film.  Typically I would be annoyed about this, because it’s yet another adaptation that I feel is unnecessary.  Like it’s not like we need the untold story of Popeye at this point, or like he is even a very popular character these days, but for some reason, I am slightly intrigued by this.  I loved Popeye growing up and the character has been gone long enough to actually come back and have some people care.  I worry though if a weird talking guy who eats spinach and punches the shit out of people would go over well in today’s PC days, but if they keep true to the roots it’ll be cool.

The best news about the film is that its going to be directed by Genndy Tartakovsky.  The dude who made Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, and Dexter’s Lab.  All awesome cartoons that were hyper stylized and smart enough for an adult to enjoy as well.  While Hotel Transylvania is his next film, and it’s got a very heavy Happy Madison feel to it from the casting, I still think there is hope that it could just be a funny movie with cool monsters.

Anyway you slice it, I think there is a market for a Popeye film if they strike the right tone.  I’m assuming of course it will be computer animated.

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Tonka Tough News To Ruin Your Day

‘Transformers’ worked. That hurts to say but it connected with kids and made transforming boat loads of cash.

‘Battleship’ didn’t work. That feels nice to say. The public said no, movies based on toys are stupid.

So why was a Tonka Truck movie just greenlit? But wait, it gets worse…

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