I Don’t Want To Talk About This Too: More Bullshit

Yes, while we all got the unfortunate news that Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are making The Starving Games, I hope it is not lost on the viewing public that they have already made another turd-in-waiting for this year titled “The Biggest Movie Of All Time 3D”

The poster alone pretty much sums up how asinine this film is going to be.  Get it? It’s a rip-off of Avatar!  The movie that came out 3 years ago and is no longer really even relevant is finally getting it’s comeuppance.  This is the timing equivalent of making a joke about The Osbournes.  And look at this fucking poster.  It is supposed to be a Na’vi woman, but it’s FUNNY because the words are between her nose and to read them her eyes have to be crossed!  If you think that is funny, I know I hate you and know you don’t deserve to live.  WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?  No one can even answer that question and that’s the worst part.  This movie will even probably make enough money to justify it’s budget.

We have to stop them.

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