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Salma, Buddy… We Need To Talk

Hi Salma Hayek.

If you noticed I called you “buddy.” I’m not going to call you sweetie, darling, princess, or anything else that degraded you as a women.

But I’m here to talk to you about playing strippers. You need to stop.

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Tarsem, Buddy… We Need To Talk

Hey Tarsem. You see I’m only referring to you as Tarsem. I don’t care about the rest of the name you now use. You’ll always be just Tarsem to me. Like Madonna, Prince, or K-fed.
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Vin, Buddy… We Need To Talk

Hey, Vin Diesel.

Let me just start off by saying you are amoung friends here.

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