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Movie Movie Podcast #28: This is Reacher

Another doozy of a podcast and I finally got the gallery to work again! You’ll have to take my word for it about this week being a doozy of a podcast. A real, hardcore, sweaty, intense, raw dog doozy of a podcast. And I write this hours, if not days, before we are set to record our next podcast! That’s how much of a doozy it is. Join Russ, Alex, Peter and myself as we argue about Jack Reacher and This is 40. Again, I assume we’re going to argue, we haven’t recorded it yet, but if anyone liked either of those two movies… well wait and see. Recorded on January 2nd 2013.

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Fake Movie Friday: The Winds of Essex

Alright this is going to be a quick one. I’m incredibly sick at the moment, my head is spinning a good bit, but I can still type. This weeks movie, a suggestion from Colm, is:

The Winds of Essex

We open in 1884, the rail road is almost done being built, finally providing easy access to the rest of England. Matilda is the owner of a dress shop has been doing rather well for herself. All of the folks around town like her very much.  Continue reading

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Fake Movie Friday: Bumpkin

I think this was the suggestion of a movie title I got last night. I cannot remember at this point… but it was something like this.

Bumpkin

In the Chisslewood Forest that is in the land of Blissington there lives a society of elves. A very human like society with schools, hospitals etc, except that everything used is magic. They teach magic, read books about magic, all their songs have the word magic in the title (along with some human songs with magic in the title), they cure disease with magic.  They have a magic mirror which transports them to the human world through the clouds, but it is forbidden to do so unless you are told explicitly by the Calelf, the ruler of all of Blissington. There are also three androgynous siblings, Bumpkin, Trumpkin and Mumpkin.  Continue reading

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Movie Movie Podcast#27: Hobbit-Cast

Welp, since the “Add Media” button does absolutely nothing in 3 different browsers now that we’ve upgraded to the latest WordPress, I cannot add the Hobbit movie poster here. But fear not because that can’t keep a good podcast down, and this time we’re going on an adventure! Join Alex, Russ, Peter and myself as we bicker whimsically about The Hobbit. Recorded on December 19th 2012.

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Fake Movie Friday: Bright Sunshine and The Well Lit Room

Colm tried to give me a very happy title of a movie, which I enjoy. Here we go!

Bright Sunshine and The Well Lit Room

Dan is a shut in. He’s a germaphobe and keeps his room incredibly clean. His whole room is encased in plastic, he lives like the boy in the bubble but he never leaves his room for anything. He orders all of the food he needs online as well as everything else that he needs.

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Movie Movie Podcast #26: Killing the Guardians

I’m living in Movie Movie Podcast, and in the Movie Movie Podcast you’re on your own. The Movie Movie Podcast is not a country. It’s just a business. Now fuckin’ pay me. Join Peter, Alex, Russ and myself as we discuss Killing Them Softly and Rise of the Guardians. Recorded on December 12th 2012.

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Fake Movie Friday: Hillbilly Preacher

We watched a movie with a hillbilly preacher in it last night, and then Andrew Dunn gave me the suggestion of that as the title for todays FMF.

Hillbilly Preacher

Travis lives in the small, back woods community known as Greenside. There are 40 people who live there with him, all with different trades and skill sets. Travis is the one who keeps everyone believing, the preacher at their local parish which is the tallest building in the area. The whole community loves Travis, they are a self-sustaining people and have been able to make do without electricity, consumerism and government.  Continue reading

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Movie Movie Podcast #25: Red Pie

I was going to do some inspirational speech here but now I’m just thinking about pie. Mmmmmmm pie….. I’m so hungry… Join Alex, Peter, Russ and myself as we fight back against Red Dawn and get a little introspective with Life of Pie. Recorded on December 5th, 2012.

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Fake Movie Friday: Healthy Living Through Sobriety

Thankfully Russ posted his movie, I always worry when I am the first one to post… Like maybe everyone forgot. Or they’re off having fun without me while I’m writing and they stopped caring… We’ll deal with these issues and more (no we won’t) in my latest movie! This will be another quick one, I’m just trying to figure out what this will be about… all I have right now is the title. I kinda like this title:

Healthy Living Through Sobriety

We open on 20-something Tyler, who is just being let out of jail for selling narcotics in Missouri. His parents are picking him up. There is a whole lot of voice overs that set up where he has been and what happened. There is also one of those very awkward car rides where no one says anything the whole trip and just stares forward.

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Movie Movie Podcast #24: Silver Lincoln Playbook

Eleven score and 4 days ago our egos brought forth on this continent a new podcast, conceived in enmity, and dedicated to the proposition that all movies are not created equal. Join Alex, Peter, Russ and myself as we recount Lincoln and have a group session about Silver Linings Playbook. Recorded on November 26th 2012.

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