Welp. Another week and I have nothing for this weeks #FMF. So…. here’s another title I have written down in an old notebook:
The Computer Whisperer
Let’s make this quick because this idea does’t deserve much space…(Spoiler: it’s so fucking long still)
Have you missed us? It’s been a while. Too long some might say, not long enough for others. But fuck those others because Movie Movie Podcast IS BACK! Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself for a MEGACAST during which we discuss Snow White and the Huntsman, Chernobyl Diaries, Men in Black 3 and Moonrise Kingdom.
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Out this Christmas, Tarantino’s latest, Django Unchained, doesn’t exactly feel or look like one of his at first, but it definitely sounds the part. I enjoy that. Check it:
Welp… Yeah… the title says it all. I’ve got nothing for this week. Not that I ever have something any other week. I had this title written down in an old notebook. This is by far the worst FMF yet, there is no real story arc or anything and I still wrote too much it. Not to mention this is probably the only FMF we’ve done that could not become an actual film.
Before we start, the poster for this will be similar to Weird Al’s Running With Scissors album cover.
For reference:
Moving on…
FRIDAY!!! I really do look forward to this, and I wish I could shut up about it. BUT I CANNOT AND WILL NOT. I also wish I could write a shorter treatment at some point, these things go on forever. This week I’m trying my hand at the set up sequel, the one where nothing really happens and it’s obvious a third will be coming since you just watched 2 hours of pointless shit. For your reading pleasure: Hackers 2: Hack the Planet
Movie Movie Supplement! And not that stuff you would find in a weird smelling new age store (no offense to our weird smelling new age store owning readers, but seriously it’s weird; to our normal smelling new age store owners, keep up the good work!). I found this list on http://gammasquad.uproxx.com, so all credit goes to them for this. Well them and Rihanna. 68 lines in total, the same number of lines Orson Wells speaks in The Third Man (that’s a lie):
B5…It’s a hit! You sunk my podcast! That’s right, it’s a new week and we’ve been hard at work, hitting the theaters, seeing the movies you don’t want to so you don’t have to. Join Peter, Russ, Alex and myself as we discuss in great detail the plots (snicker) of Battleship and The Dictator, talk about Russ’ brothers graduation (congrats Mike!), and bask in the lush, plush studios of The Goo in NYC (http://www.thegoo.com/) for our most professional podcast ever thanks to our good friend, #1 fan (maybe?), sound engineer and editor Matt Giordano! Thanks a million Matt! Recorded on May 21st 2012 and featuring The Raiders March composed by John Williams.
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Another Friday means more fake movies from your friends at MMP! We really look forward to Fridays here, probably because we hope some day someone will read one of these and think, “fuck yeah I’d like to see that!” Then they’d make it and we would talk about it on the podcast. Oh! I guess we could start making movies, but then what would we bitch about all day? I’ll take a stab at an action movie (OR IS IT?) this week with:
Explosive Surplus!
(PS This is so fucking long and awful. I apologize infinitely) (PPS I got the title from a random phrase generator because I couldn’t think of anything else and I liked it a whole lot)
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Don’t be scared, there’s a new Movie Movie Podcast to tuck you in, check under the bed for monsters and keep you safe at night. Join Russ, Peter, Alex and Tigs as they discuss Dark Shadows and The Five-Year Engagement. Recorded on May 15th 2012 and featuring the song Push It by Salt n Pepa.
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It’s Friday! Be excited! The work week is ending, the weekend begins, and soon enough it will be Monday again. Before that happens though it’s time for:
FAKE!
MOVIE!
FRIDAY!
(The studio audience cheers)
I know the rights to this were purchased, which was bewildering to me at first. Then I thought about it, pondered a bit, mediated, slept, ran, thought some more and I think I know how it could to be done. I submit for your approval Where’s Waldo.