Category Archives: Fake Movie Friday

Fake Movie Friday Submissions: Occupy My Heart Street

Our good friend Zach joins us this week. He’s a funny, attractive, and successful comedian. Check out his website http://zachbroussard.com/

Occupy MY HEART Street
By Zach Broussard

Coming to Theaters This Christmas: OCCUPY MY HEART STREET

We open on a series of newscasts about the ongoing financial crisis, raises for bankers and the gridlock in Washington. We see Aimee – a sad 20 something played by KRISTEN STEWART – getting ready for her corporate job as a banker at Globo Bank International.
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Fake Movie Friday Submissions: The Princess and the Pea

Dunn returns to smash your face with his brain. Enjoy!

With Snow White and the Huntsman and Alice and Wonderland, Hollywood discovered that they can make lots of money by taking fairy tales shoehorning in the Hero’s Journey, and putting the princess in a suit of armor. Well, two can play at that game, without further ado, I present

The Princess and the Pea
By Andrew Dunn
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Fake Movie Friday: Stop, Drop, and Roll

I had absolutely no idea what to do this week. Russ suggested this title for me and I tried. Enjoy.

Stop, Drop, and Roll

The film opens up as fire investigator Charles Leary, played by Jeremy Renner, is giving a speech about how fires spread. It’s a scary speech that goes into violent detail about the power of fire. The camera pulls back and we see he is in 3rd grade classroom and the kids are shocked. He looks at the disappointed teacher, played by Elizabeth Banks, as she shakes her head at him. The principal steps in and asks the classroom what to do if they are on fire and they all shout “Stop, Drop and Roll!”

Outside Leary is smoking staring at the lighter. Quick cuts of fires and burned people flash on the screen and he drops it. The teacher, Rachel Hunter, picks it up and gives it back to him and it is clear they are dating. They talk about how he has become burnt out (they actually use this term) and jaded from his job. Fire Trucks zoom by as his phone rings. It’s the chief, played by James Gandolfini, standing outside a burning warehouse and says, “Get down here Leary. He’s back.”
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Fake Movie Friday: Up on the Sun

This one is a friendship test, just to see who has been paying attention over the last few years.

I call it Up on the Sun:

We open on a static shot of a man alone with his back to the camera, sitting at the sand dune overlooking the ocean, watching the sun set, smoking a joint. It’s a very pretty scene. There is an opening monologue from the man:

“Beautiful isn’t it? The majesty of all that is nature. The infinite expanse of the world. Time fading into eternity and circling around to the beginning. It is a special moment. One that anyone would like to share with someone else. Why am I here alone? We’ll get there.”

The whole thing will probably be narrated.

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Fake Movie Friday Submissions: Melody

Ok, Ashley may be a little crazy. Here is her delightfully weird story of murder and dogs.

Because I don’t want to live in a world where this isn’t a movie I get to watch whenever I’m feeling a little blue, I bring you

Melody
by Ashley Carter

We open on a couple played by Kristen Connolly (our titular character) and some unknown actor we’ll call Boyfriend 1. Melody is an intelligent, funny, and easygoing woman. She owns an adorable medium-sized dog named Basil and clearly has great circle of friends, a great job, etc. The soundtrack to this movie will be upbeat as we follow Melody through her life/adventures in dating.
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Fake Movie Friday – Grand Pliè

That show on ABC Family, Bunheads, is about Ballet and is doing well, so why not make a Ballet movie? That is where today’s film comes from.

The movie begins with a group of women rushing to Grand Central station.  We don’t know what the hurry is, but we see as one of them checks her watch that it’s 4:55pm.  When they finally arrive at the station, they spread out, and begin to gracefully pickpocket commuters leaving work and heading to their trains.  They have extremely elegant movements.  Some would even think they were Ballet dancers their leaps, pliès and motions are so graceful.  Anyway, they get back to their loft-like hideout, and their leader Stitch, played by Michelle Rodriguez, says they need to do better.  They only got $1,000 which will only last the 5 of them for another month.  They need to start getting better.  We see one of the girls, Mira, played by Chloe Moretz doesn’t look happy.  She says, isn’t there another way we could make money?  Stitch has a long monologue about how she found Mira when she was abandoned years ago by her foster parents and raised her as her own.  This is the only life she knows, and the only life she’ll ever know. The other nondescript, but racial diverse girls tell Mira to just relax, and they all get the stretching and taking off their dancer shoes or whatever.

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Fake Movie Friday Submissions – Crispus Attucks: Troll Hunter

Hey Dudes, it’s Fake Movie Friday yet again, so I figured we’d start things off with a submission from a very good friend of Priest and the Beekeeper, Tarik Davis.  He’s written a filmed an excellent short video that sums up almost exactly how we feel films are made these days.  Also, with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter coming out in theaters today, this couldn’t be more appropriate.

Check out his video and trailer here!:

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Fake movie Friday is coming

Hey Movie Movie Fan Fans,

We really enjoyed the submissions we got last week for Fake Movie Friday. We hope you enjoyed them all and that they inspired you to give it a try. If for no other reason than to prove you are better!

We’ll be accepting submissions all week. Email us at moviemoviepodcast@gmail.com any day all the way up to Friday afternoon.

This week as well we will be sharing a fake movie trailer made by a very good friend of ours!

Keep reading all week and we’ll see you Friday!

Love,

Movie Movie Podcast

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FAKE MOVIE FRIDAY: SHATTERED

 

Hi Guys it’s Alex! Yeah I know I’m the jerk. I decided to join the fold this week with my first fake movie Friday so be nice. My movie is “Shattered.” This will come to us by the guy that did The Forgotten, remember the movie with Julianne Moore than had really annoying twists? Well I’d like to present to you another faux intellectual thriller from him that will have you equally frustrated at the people you know that liked it and yourself for sitting thru

Directed by Joseph Ruben (director of The Forgotten)

Tagline: The Truth Will Leave You….

Austin (Milo Ventimiglia) is a young detective who just transferred back as hometown of Chicago. It’s the very near future and food and gas of becoming increasingly scarce causing an explosion in poverty and crime. Austin is plagued by nightmares twisted creatures in memory of a life that he feels like he’s led.he begins to work on two cases that seem to have more in common than the powers that be want him to believe one serious people all seemingly killed in grotesque animalistic ways at another missing persons reports of local scientists start piling up.

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Fake Movie Friday Submissions: Mi Mortigas Kaj Turmentas

Another big submission this time from the tiny Ashley Carter, giving Tigs a run for his money in the crazy catagory. Enjoy!

This is an indie film. One no one will see it. It was written and directed by linguistics majors for linguistics majors. Also weirdos (myself included, because I would watch THE SHIT out of this movie). Someone’s dad works in Hollywood, as an agent/producer/director or something of the sort, so the film looks much better than it has any right to. It is a nod to the 1966 film Incubus, starring a young (and confusingly handsome) William Shatner.

Mi Mortigas Kaj Turmentas
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