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Fake Movie Friday – Bodega Catz

Bodega Catz (with a z of course) is the latest Sony Pictures Animation film from the team behind Baby Geniuses 2: Baby Geniusers. It is a hybrid animation/live action film.  The animals are all life-like, but slightly stylized so that it justifies animating them.

Bodega Catz is about the secret lives of those cats that are typically in bodegas and the misadventures they get themselves into.

The film opens up on a busy South Bronx corner.  There are hydrants open and it’s clear that it is a summer night (Lots of incomprehensible spanish music playing).  A storefront owner named Chinchito, played by George Lopez, begins to close up his shop for the evening to play dominoes outside of his store with his son, and grandfather.  When he sits he begins to talk about all of the troubles he’s having keeping the store up and running with the rising rent costs.  He doesn’t know what he’s going to do.  The grandfather says something wise, and they all start drinking.  As Chinchito and his family cheers, we pan to the inside of the bodega, and two cats cheers two glasses of milk together and start partying all over the bodega.  Chinchito thinks he hears something, but he ignores it.  The two cats Miguelito and Zippy are played by Diego Luna and Efren Ramirez.  They have the typical dynamic where one is smart and the other is stupid, but because it’s ethnic, it’s kinda racist.  Anyway they are getting ready to meet up with some friends at the bodega on the other corner.  They head over to meet up with their friends Paco and Angelina played by Carlos Alazraqui and Emma Stone (who affects a spanish accent for the film).  Anyway it’s clear from their hanging out and partying and eating the food in the bodega’s that there is a connection between Miguelito and Angelina, but Paco and Angelina used to date, so Miguelito does not want to intrude.  The cats all do a bunch of shit that shows off that they are CGI.

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Fake Movie Friday: Infinite Trouble

Ok it’s obvious I have no ideas anymore and this one is the worst one yet. It just kind of goes no where and is horribly offensive to Canadians. It is pretty short though. That being said, let’s get this OVER with.

Infinite Trouble (randomly generated title thanks to: http://phrasegenerator.com/actionmovies)

 

Gordon (played by Jay Baruchel) is a recluse, mathematician and Canadian who has just written an equation that can produce infinitely long prime numbers.

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Fake Movie Friday: Olympi-Brad

In honor of the Olympics here’s a Like Mike-esque film that stinks of crap and gold medals.

Olympi-Brad

The film opens with a scrolling shot of a high school trophy case. There are hundreds of trophies when we get to the left over space at the end we see our main character reflected in the glass before he is pushed down by some jocks. He’s standard movie young nerd, meaning pretty attractive but with unattractive friends.
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Fake Movie Friday Submissions: Satan In Seafoam

Michael Stevens returns to Fake Movie Friday again this week. Let’s hope he sticks around forever because these have been fantastic. Enjoy!

Satan in Seafoam
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Oz the Great and Digital

This trailer is incredibly disappointing. I thought Sam Raimi directing a ‘Wizard of Oz’ prequel would be awesome, but it just looks like Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland 2.

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The Best Movie Weekend of 2012 Is?

November 2nd.

It’s right around the time that theaters get their shovelware crap and annual halloween gorefests out of the way, and make room for family films, oscarbait, and another round of tentpoles.  This year we are going to get treated to three films that are very high on my radar, and could go either way:

Flight

Wreck-It Ralph

The Man With The Iron Fists

With Flight we have a seemingly simple premise, that appears to be very well executed.  It has Denzel in his leading man hero form, and it’s Robert Zemeckis’ first non-motion capture film since Cast Away over a decade ago.

With Wreck-It Ralph we have Disney’s attempt to be Pixar-ish and also appeal to males with Videogame characters.  This has huge potential to be great and prove that Disney can still churn out an original idea that is good without Pixar.

The Man With The Iron Fists is the directorial debut of The RZA, who has worked around the movie industry for the better part of ten years acting in films like Coffee and Cigarettes, and doing countless soundtracks.  Quentin Tarantino and Eli Roth are producing, there will probably be tons of Wu-Tang music, and the cast is stellar.  Leave it to a rapper to direct the best-looking kung fu film in ages.  I’m all in with this one.  Even if it’s bad, I already like it.

The best thing about this weekend is that I would conceivably pay to see each of these films separately instead of just movie-hopping back and forth.  Another great thing about this weekend is that nothing is an adaptation or sequel.  All relatively original ideas.  Take the hint Hollywood.  Make cool new shit and people will shell out their $15!

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Happy Ashley?


They’re remaking Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. Ashley just IM’ed me asking why no one had written about it on MMP yet. She then made claims that we only write about super heroes. SO HERE YOU GO ASHLEY! Who do you think should play the ex child stars and recluses? No not you, I’m asking specifically Ashley. COME ON ASH! OUT WITH IT. Olsen twins or what?

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At The Helm of the Vacation

This news seemed to have come out of nowhere, but National Lampoon’s Vacation series is getting another sequel. Ed Helms is in talks to star as a grown up Rusty Griswald taking his own family on a trip.

With hilarious results.
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Truth or Daredevil

Last month we discussed the proposed Daredevil reboot that Fox has been trying to get off the ground. Word is now that David Slade has left the project due to the hurried schedule the studio has been pushing for it. They are rushing it because if it doesn’t get made soon, the rights would revert back to Marvel.

If that happened everyone in the world would be happy and Fox can’t allow that.
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The Chronicle of Fantastic Four

The suits at 20th Century Fox has finally announced what we’ve pretty much known since January:

Josh Trank has been hired to direct the reboot of Fantastic Four.  (remember when Galactus was a cloud?)

Meh.

Josh Trank directed Chronicle.  A found footage superhero teen movie that cost very little, but made around 50 million.  I guess they are hoping that he extrapolates Chronicle’s success to a larger scale.

For this film I think the director is virtually interchangeable.  Just get someone who isn’t a moron to write the film and a capable cast.  Trank is so new to directing that I doubt he’ll bring anything good or bad to the table.  However, they need to get someone who knows how to write a family to make this film work.

In a perfect world, I’d like to see Brad Bird just direct it.  Yeah he did The Incredibles already, but after seeing M:I: Ghost Protocol, he can do grand scale.  I also want this movie being released by Disney.  They’d nail this film.

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