Movie Movie Supplement! And not that stuff you would find in a weird smelling new age store (no offense to our weird smelling new age store owning readers, but seriously it’s weird; to our normal smelling new age store owners, keep up the good work!). I found this list on http://gammasquad.uproxx.com, so all credit goes to them for this. Well them and Rihanna. 68 lines in total, the same number of lines Orson Wells speaks in The Third Man (that’s a lie):
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Movie Movie Podcast #5: Dicship
B5…It’s a hit! You sunk my podcast! That’s right, it’s a new week and we’ve been hard at work, hitting the theaters, seeing the movies you don’t want to so you don’t have to. Join Peter, Russ, Alex and myself as we discuss in great detail the plots (snicker) of Battleship and The Dictator, talk about Russ’ brothers graduation (congrats Mike!), and bask in the lush, plush studios of The Goo in NYC (http://www.thegoo.com/) for our most professional podcast ever thanks to our good friend, #1 fan (maybe?), sound engineer and editor Matt Giordano! Thanks a million Matt! Recorded on May 21st 2012 and featuring The Raiders March composed by John Williams.
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Fake Movie Friday: Explosive Surplus
Another Friday means more fake movies from your friends at MMP! We really look forward to Fridays here, probably because we hope some day someone will read one of these and think, “fuck yeah I’d like to see that!” Then they’d make it and we would talk about it on the podcast. Oh! I guess we could start making movies, but then what would we bitch about all day? I’ll take a stab at an action movie (OR IS IT?) this week with:
Explosive Surplus!
(PS This is so fucking long and awful. I apologize infinitely) (PPS I got the title from a random phrase generator because I couldn’t think of anything else and I liked it a whole lot)
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Movie Movie Podcast #4: Dark Engagement
Don’t be scared, there’s a new Movie Movie Podcast to tuck you in, check under the bed for monsters and keep you safe at night. Join Russ, Peter, Alex and Tigs as they discuss Dark Shadows and The Five-Year Engagement. Recorded on May 15th 2012 and featuring the song Push It by Salt n Pepa.
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Fake Movie Friday – Where’s Waldo
It’s Friday! Be excited! The work week is ending, the weekend begins, and soon enough it will be Monday again. Before that happens though it’s time for:
FAKE!
MOVIE!
FRIDAY!
(The studio audience cheers)
I know the rights to this were purchased, which was bewildering to me at first. Then I thought about it, pondered a bit, mediated, slept, ran, thought some more and I think I know how it could to be done. I submit for your approval Where’s Waldo.
Movie Movie Podcast #3: Think Like The Avengers
Movie Movie Assemble! That’s right, it’s Sunday and time for a brand new Movie Movie Podcast. Join Peter, Russ, Alex and myself as we sit down and discuss Think Like a Man, The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises trailer, The Amazing Spiderman trailer, our late night experiences for Avengers and much more on the latest Movie Movie Podcast. Steve says you should listen.
Recorded on Sunday May 6th, 2012.
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Fake Movie Friday- Jimmy Klipse Meets the Devil
It is Friday and you know what that means! We’re a little movie crazy over here at MMP, most of us are currently recovering from Avengers at midnight (“I’m getting too old for this shit” – Danny Glover speaking for us), and on Fridays we like to show you what you might be watching if we made movies. This one is called Jimmy Klipse Meets the Devil, it’s pretty awful, and I’m fucking tired…
Movie Movie Podcast #2: Safe From the Raven…Nevermore
from http://www.onlinemovieshut.com/
from http://www.beyondhollywood.com/
What’s that gently rapping, rapping at your chamber door? Why it’s a new episode of the Movie Movie Podcast! Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself for our discussion about The Raven, Safe, the Dr Seuss murders, Downtown Abbey and much more! Recorded on April 29th 2012.
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Fake Movie Friday – Juror #7
Pete and Russ did stellar jobs with their fake movie treatments, so I think I’ll jump on board and try it out myself.
Juror #7
Devin, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt because he’s in fucking everything these days, is a extremely friendly, social and lovable criminal with a masters degree in Forensic Science. He never steals from the people he meets, but he will, with a swift and steady hand, remove hair and fabric samples from them without them ever noticing. He has made a living off of burglarizing peoples houses who live more than 20 miles from his residence and framing the “friends” he’s made in the world.