Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning to the Conan-verse in the upcoming film ‘The Legened of Conan.’
The film will be ignoring the events the recent reboot. It will also be ignoring the Arnold sequel ‘Conan the Destroyer.’
OLD CONAN! OLD CONAN! I’m so excited! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO WRITE ANYMORE! THIS IS TOO AWESOME! I’m going to go clean up from my celebration puke.
Matthew Vaughn has stepped away from directing the sequel to ‘X-Men: First Class.’
He still wrote a treatment of the script and will be in a producer role along with Bryan Singer. Singer returing becomes every nerds fantasy. Singer really hit the bullseye with the first 2 X-Men films. They legitimized the comic book film.
Hopefully they find a competent director here and they don’t trust an X-Men film to a horrible director. Fox would NEVER do that right?
RATNER!!!!
Firstly, check out the trailer for ‘Safe Haven’, the most recent Nicholas Sparks adaptation.
If you are like me, I bet you hate the world right now. You want to watch people suffer. You’re in luck! Check out the red band trailer for the ‘Evil Dead’ remake.
Feel better?
DBC Pierre’s 2003 novel “Vernon God Little” is getting the big screen treatment from Werner Herzog.
VGL won the Man Booker Prize when it was released in 2003 and got the Peter Smith seal of approval when I read it in college. Not for class, recreationally, I’m not a nerd.
The story about he aftermath of a school shooting and the title character dealing with a friend being the shooter and the suspicion of his involvement. His follow-up “Ludmila’s Broken English” which I’ve also read, I’m super cultured, is pretty good.
So I didn’t fall asleep until 8:30am for some reason and I tried my best to write a movie with no sleep this morning but I couldn’t move. Now I’m just staring at the wall so let’s see what comes out of my head brain. When was the last time a kid was transported in time anyway? ‘Forbidden Kingdom’ in 2008? I can’t think of a title.
Untitled Time Travel Movie Involving Grandparents
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We regret to inform you that the above trailer for ‘So Undercover’ is in fact real. Actual people worked to make this film and many of them were paid handsomely for it.
I can’t wait for the general public to try and pronounce, let alone get excited about, the upcoming film ‘Rejkjavik.’Christopher Waltz has signed on the film which will see him play Gorbachev against Michael Douglas’ Reagan.
Complicated name. Actors playing people they look NOTHING like. Historical drama about people talking. This could win awards. OR BE A GIANT JOKE
The continued career of actors on hit shows is a very interesting topic. Many have done it successfully, other’s have failed miserably. When it’s someone as lovable as Aaron Paul, you really hope for the best. Paul signing on for a ‘Need for Speed’ adaptation could help him.
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Ladies and Gentlemen: Welcome to my 25th Fake Movie Friday! In celebration I have decided to write the third and final installment of the Taft Trilogy. I’ve really enjoyed writing these and I hope you’ve enjoyed the journey. If you are a jerk and haven’t read William Taft: Demon Slayer or Children of Taft get on it!
The Legacy Of Taft
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‘Man with the Iron Fists’ isn’t even out yet but RZA is looking for his next film. For a rapper coming off making a crazy kung-fu movie the best thing to do next is to team up with one of the headiest comic creators out there, Grant Morrison.
Morrison recently began the series ‘Happy’ with artist Darick Robertson. What starts as a seemingly normal story of a hard boiled former cop who gets shot and starts seeing a tiny blue flying horse.
This is perfect for RZA. Morrison is reportedly working on the script