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Nov 02 2012
Fake Movie Friday

Fake Movie Friday: Good Morning, Delilah

I can’t think of anything witty to say here (arguably I never have) so let’s just jump into this movie!

Good Morning, Delilah

We open on a middle-aged house wife, Delilah, straightening up, cleaning, cooking, and such. Her husband comes home and they have dinner and chat about their day. It is obvious that Delilah is a bit immature. They seem to have a relatively normal life and relationship until one day Delilah starts to hear thing and see shadows outside, shadows that tower over the house but there doesn’t seem to be anything causing the shadows.

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Nov 01 2012
Movie Movie Podcast

Movie Movie Podcast #21: Cloud Revelation 3D

Phew, we made it. We narrowly escaped Halloween in one piece, now there’s nothing left to do but relax…wait…do you hear that…oh no…it can’t be…it’s impossible! Nope! It’s just the Movie Movie Podcast! Join Russ, Alex, Peter and myself as we vociferously violate Silent Hill: Revelation 3D and take a spiritual ride with Cloud Atlas. Recorded on November 1st 2012.

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Oct 26 2012
Fake Movie Friday

Fake Movie Friday: Immediate Surrender

Another day, and I again have no idea what to write for this FMF. How about something with the title:

Immediate Surrender

We start on an Special Forces training ground where a group of 6 soldiers are readying for a mission. The 6 soldiers (Rex, A-Train, B-Town, Reggie, Payne and Chief), 6 of the most highly decorated soldiers they have, finish what they were doing and are brought into a briefing room. Major Xen, who wears an eye patch, tells them they have a very important mission and goes through all the plans. There is a heavily fortified building in Cambodia that is housing a group of militia that are carrying nuclear and bio chemical weapons. They need to do this quietly, take out the enemy, neutralize the threat, etc etc. The whole time Xen is overly racist and makes a lot of references to blowing them off the map.

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Oct 24 2012
Movie Movie Podcast

Movie Movie Podcast #20: Frankenster Cross

It lives in the pictures! The Movie Movie Podcast! Ahhhhh!! Weak… Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself as we scream about Sinister, leave Frankenweenie in the Grave and analyse Alex Cross. Recorded on October 24th 2012.

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Oct 19 2012
Fake Movie Friday

Fake Movie Friday: Houseboat

Alright…. I’m in a horror kind of mood, so…

Houseboat

The year is 1982. Billy, age 16, has always been an outsider. At every school he’s been to the kids all make fun of him, the teachers don’t understand him and cannot help him (or just don’t want to). He lives with his dad and his older sister, Katlyn, on a house boat, which makes all of the kids at school think he is even weirder. He also has terrifying dreams. The first one we see is of him strapped to a chair, crying his eyes out. It looks almost like saw. He is begging the person not to keep going, the person looks like a sci-fi version of a nazi scientist. He keeps flipping a switch which will electrocute Billy who would scream if they didn’t put a gag in his mouth to stop him from choking on his tongue. There are shadowy figures in the background who watch and nod at the scientist to flip the switch. He wakes up sweating.

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Oct 15 2012
Movie Movie Podcast

Movie Movie Podcast #19: Seven Argopaths

What happens when the four psychopaths have a skype call together? The Movie Movie Podcast, of course! So what if I stole the title from an e-mail Pete sent? Our first attempt at a skype call and it’s a doozy. Yeah that’s right, doozy. Join Peter, Russ, Alex and myself as we unravel Argo and meditate hard on Seven Psychopaths. Recorded on October 15th 2012 using SKYPE!

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Oct 12 2012
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Fake Movie Friday

Fake Movie Friday: A Different World

I think it might be pretty obvious which video game turned movie this would be.

A Different World

Lester is a boy genius physicist. He goes to school and is picked on. His teachers all ask him for the answers. He wins all the science fairs with things that most people thought impossible. We see his home life with his parents. He has built a robotic dog, robot maids, and all of the appliances around the house have been modified by him in some way to make them look cool.

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Oct 12 2012
Movie Movie Podcast

Movie Movie Podcast #18: Perfect Loop 2

With sound so crisp you could snack on it’s deliciousness for days, but honestly who needs that many carbs? Time for another Movie Movie Podcast! This time it’s personal. Join Alex, Peter, Russ and myself as we toss back Taken 2, aca-argue about Pitch Perfect and go absolutely nutty (thought I was gonna say loopy, didn’t you?) for Looper. Recorded on October 8th 2012 at The Goo in NYC by our very good friend and bro-ducer Matt “I’d have no problem killing my future self” Giordano. Thanks again, Matt, for making this podcast sound SUPURB!

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Oct 05 2012
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Fake Movie Friday

Fake Movie Friday: Presence

Alright this week is crazy with work so let’s just see what comes off the top of my head for the most part. I’m listening to the song ‘Presence’ by The Men on repeat. All characters and events appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or any actual events is purely coincidental.

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Sep 30 2012
Movie Movie Podcast

Movie Movie Podcast #17: Watch The End of Master Dredd 3D

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the main event! The Movie Movie Podcast crew is back in action, with a couple of great picks for you to see this week and a couple of sound issues as well. Join Alex, Peter, Russ and myself as we discuss Dredd 3D, End of Watch and The Master. Recorded on September 30th 2012 at Champions Studios in NYC.

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