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Fake Movie Friday: Banana Peel
Whoops! A little bit late, sorry about that. I know you have all been on the edge of your seat waiting for this, so I again apologize for making you wait for this and I would like to thank Sarah Mulligan (I think it was you Sarah) for this title suggestion at our 3rd Anniversary show!
Banana Peel
Movie Movie Podcast #23: FlightFall
This is your captain speaking, the Movie Movie Podcast is about to take off, we’re only third in line here and it should be a smooth 30 minute ride. Clear skys all the way, I hope you enjoy your time here with us. Join Alex, Russ, Peter and myself as we bicker over Flight and squabble over Skyfall. Recorded on November 14th 2012.
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Fake Movie Friday: Photogeneric
My random word generator made me think of a photography school movie. That’s as far as I’ve gotten, so let’s see where this writing takes us.
Photogeneric
Tyler is going to art school studying photography. His parents move him in, the normal stupid crap when parents move kids in on the first day of school. Tyler has an old camera, not like the newer digital cameras that all of his classmates have. He immediately falls for Sophia, a girl in his class who also happens to be going out with the head photographer for the schools highly regarded newspaper, Britt (very specifically with two t’s and he makes this know a lot). She is studying digital art and takes a liking to him because he uses an old camera and is a bit weird.
Movie Movie Podcast #22: Wreck It With Iron Fists
All your podcast are belong to us! Welcome to another edition of the Movie Movie Podcast! Join Pete, Russ, Alex and myself as we reminisce about Wreck-It Ralph and show our hidden styles with The Man With the Iron Fists. Recorded on November 7th 2012.
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Fake Movie Friday: Good Morning, Delilah
I can’t think of anything witty to say here (arguably I never have) so let’s just jump into this movie!
Good Morning, Delilah
We open on a middle-aged house wife, Delilah, straightening up, cleaning, cooking, and such. Her husband comes home and they have dinner and chat about their day. It is obvious that Delilah is a bit immature. They seem to have a relatively normal life and relationship until one day Delilah starts to hear thing and see shadows outside, shadows that tower over the house but there doesn’t seem to be anything causing the shadows.
Movie Movie Podcast #21: Cloud Revelation 3D
Phew, we made it. We narrowly escaped Halloween in one piece, now there’s nothing left to do but relax…wait…do you hear that…oh no…it can’t be…it’s impossible! Nope! It’s just the Movie Movie Podcast! Join Russ, Alex, Peter and myself as we vociferously violate Silent Hill: Revelation 3D and take a spiritual ride with Cloud Atlas. Recorded on November 1st 2012.
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Fake Movie Friday: Immediate Surrender
Another day, and I again have no idea what to write for this FMF. How about something with the title:
Immediate Surrender
We start on an Special Forces training ground where a group of 6 soldiers are readying for a mission. The 6 soldiers (Rex, A-Train, B-Town, Reggie, Payne and Chief), 6 of the most highly decorated soldiers they have, finish what they were doing and are brought into a briefing room. Major Xen, who wears an eye patch, tells them they have a very important mission and goes through all the plans. There is a heavily fortified building in Cambodia that is housing a group of militia that are carrying nuclear and bio chemical weapons. They need to do this quietly, take out the enemy, neutralize the threat, etc etc. The whole time Xen is overly racist and makes a lot of references to blowing them off the map.
Movie Movie Podcast #20: Frankenster Cross
It lives in the pictures! The Movie Movie Podcast! Ahhhhh!! Weak… Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself as we scream about Sinister, leave Frankenweenie in the Grave and analyse Alex Cross. Recorded on October 24th 2012.
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Fake Movie Friday: Houseboat
Alright…. I’m in a horror kind of mood, so…
Houseboat
The year is 1982. Billy, age 16, has always been an outsider. At every school he’s been to the kids all make fun of him, the teachers don’t understand him and cannot help him (or just don’t want to). He lives with his dad and his older sister, Katlyn, on a house boat, which makes all of the kids at school think he is even weirder. He also has terrifying dreams. The first one we see is of him strapped to a chair, crying his eyes out. It looks almost like saw. He is begging the person not to keep going, the person looks like a sci-fi version of a nazi scientist. He keeps flipping a switch which will electrocute Billy who would scream if they didn’t put a gag in his mouth to stop him from choking on his tongue. There are shadowy figures in the background who watch and nod at the scientist to flip the switch. He wakes up sweating.