Movie Movie Podcast

So I completely forgot the title the Goggins’ gave at Pig Pile last night. I asked him and he wasn’t even sure of the actual wording so we settled on this. Here we go!

Who Let You Touch Pamela Anderson?

Movie begins with our main character, Brad, sitting in an interrogation room. He’s handcuffed to a desk looking scared. A detective enters the room sits down on the other side of the table. He flips through a file and sips his coffee. Brad looks uncomfortable in the silence. The detective closes the files and looks up and asks “Who let you touch Pamela Anderson?”

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Today is Valentine’s Day. In celebration I’m going to see the Lego Movie with Alex and Tigs. I’ve already seen it. This is my day. Here is my final  love story film in celebration of February. title from everyone’s Valentine, Tigs.

Be Mine, Frankenstein

The movie starts with the famous scene from all Frankenstein movies. It’s black and white and a man is working in his lab hoisting a gurney up to the sky light. Lighting strikes and he lowers it. The body on the table moves. He screams it’s alive. The camera pulls back and we see that this is on a TV and sitting on the couch is a teenage kid with a party hat. His parents sit on either side of him. His mother is crying. He says “Do we really have to watch this every year on my birthday?”

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I feel like crap. I ate entirely too many empanadas last night. I would eat that many again in a heart beat, don’t get me wrong. But i’m still a damaged man because of it. Title from the sharp mind, yet equally empanada damaged bowels of Tigs. It’s an R rated romantic comedy with a magical dog.

Puppy Love

Dave sits on his stoop. A shirt floats down in front of him. It is followed by more clothes as the camera pans up to a window. A woman is screaming and tossing clothes out the window.

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Happy New Year Friends. Since December is over and Oscar contention is over it is now January, which is a bit of a dump month. So I’m going to return to really stupid film ideas. LOL JK thats what this always is. This title came from, you guessed it, Tigs.

The Pamplona Job

A man turns he corner running, and the screen freezes. In voiceover “That’s me.” The scene continues as we see he is being chased by several bulls. Freeze VO: “My names Donald.”  The scene continues once more as a bull flips him up into the air. Freeze, VO: “and believe it or not, this is all part of the plan.”

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