We have a problem. I’m off today and have had all day to write this. Tigs gave me a ton of great titles but I’ve had little to no motivation. Could this be the end of Fake Movie Friday? Probably Not. Maybe. Who knows?
The Last Mushroom
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We said we would never do this again, but here we are. About a year after our last one (I have no idea when the last one was) we break a 3 week hiatus to bring you another Mega Mega Movie Movie Podcast, but with a shorter name for easy consumption. Join Alex, Russ, Peter and myself as we talk about…deep breath…Pacific Rim, Despicable Me 2, Red 2, The Conjuring, The Lone Ranger, RIPD, Only God Forgives and Sharknado! Recorded on July 23rd 2013
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So my computer battery died last weekend and I’ve been without all week. It hasn’t been fun. Writing this at work (don’t tell!). I apologize for this being my 2nd Fake Movie Saturday. I think this came from Russ’ sister.
Spring Breakers 2
Movie starts off with yet another montage of people partying in slow motion. There’s a voice over of a young man talking about his dreams. How he stood on a beach at sunrise, the sky on fire, the ocean boiling, and a girl sucking his dick.
TITLE SCREEN
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So I’m sitting at the table eating pizza in my underpants, fan blowing directly into my crotch, and I realize: IT’S FAKE MOVIE FRIDAY! So here I go once again writing the intro before I actually know what the hell I’m going to do. I bothered Megan McShane until she gave me this title, then immediately apologized.
Pants on Fire
Movie opens in flashback, and we see a pants factory in the 70s. The people, looking real 70s are producing pants as the camera pans around them. It then comes up off the floor and into the office overlooking it. A man talks to his three kids about the importance of the factory. How it helps the town and how factories like this make America the best country in the world. One son and daughter don’t seem to care as another listens intently.
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We recorded this earlier in the week, and I apologize for the late posting. We focused grouped the hell out of the movie and decided to reshoot the entire last third, but I think we got it this time. Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself as we hunker down for World War Z, give Alex a moment with Monsters U and get dumb with White House Down. Recorded on July 2nd 2013.
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I’m tired as hell. It was stupid hot yesterday and I probably should have had more water, also less beer. I have no idea what to write. I need a title. Time to find someone to give me one. I’ll be right back. YES! Tigs reminded me about an idea I had on the last podcast. It’s not up yet so when you listen to it you’ll see my AMAZING creative process.
Nesting
Open on young people driving out to the boonies to clean out the house of one of their great aunts who died. Ken rides in the back next to his girlfriend Kris. In the front are Don and his girlfriend Laura. Ken’s aunt died of old age and the family hardly talked to her.
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So here we go. It’s part 2 of the ‘Their Hearts’ Trilogy. If you missed part one you are a GODDAMN ASSHOLE, but here is a link to Bless Their Hearts. Once again this film is based on the best selling series of young adult books that I made up. It’s the dark 2nd chapter.
Break Their Heart: Part 2 of the Their Hearts Saga
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Will we get to heaven? I kind of doubt it. Well Alex might, but that’s only because of the amount of shit he puts up with from us. The other three of us, no chance. No chance at all. Don’t worry though, Pete, Russ and I will keep podcasting through the end of times, I can guarantee you that. What else are we gonna do? Join Russ, Alex (for now), Pete and myself as we wax theological with This is the End, rebel against Putin with Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer, listen to Alex talk about We Steal Secrets: The Story of Wikileaks, and bitch bitch bitch about Man of Steel. Recorded on June 19th 2013.
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A very drunk Zach gave me this suggestion after Pig Pile last night. I actually can’t remember if it was Smooch or Smoosh, but smooch seems to make more sense for whatever this becomes because I have no idea what I’m going to write so let’s start.
Smooch and the Gang
We open on a montage of television news from the 70s talking about Smooch and the Gang, a huge band that was at the top of their game. The clips fade out to show they are a part of a ‘Where are They Now’ type show. The band broke up as their popularity waned in the 80s and their leader Smooch disappeared from the public eye. The show is interrupted as a bottle crashes through the TV as an older over weight Smooch yells at the TV.
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Well this one is a little awkward. We’re all over the place this week, and there are a lot of single person reviews. Sort of a new direction we’re trying. Remember how everyone liked new coke jokes? Then they got old and no one knows what new coke is anymore? It’s kind of like that. Join Peter, Alex, Russ and myself as we expel our anger with The Purge, explore the found footage of found footage horror movies with V/H/S 2, google ourselves with The Internship, and class it up a notch with Much a Do About Nothing. Recorded on June 13th 2013.
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