I couldn’t think of a title, so I asked our friend Lisa for a title suggestion. She started naming stuff that was on her desk and this stood out, because it made me think of snakes. So it looks like we’re headed deep into the rainforest of Suriname! Here we go!
Pink Feather Boa
Zach gave me this title last night. Russ told me I had to do it and make it really racist. I think I can make this really stupid instead.
There No Turning Black
Cedwick is a good kid. He’s smart, helps out around the house, does all of his school work, just a damn good kid. Trouble is he is the only one. The only white mage living in a town full of black mages’. His step parents have tried to turn him evil but there is nothing they can do to help. Their black magic spells don’t work on him, unlike all other white mages, so they decided they had to take him in.
Live from The Creek and The Cave in Long Island City comes the Movie Movie Podcast! Thanks to everyone who stuck around after our award winning (pending) variety show, Pig Pile (which is the third Thursday of every month at The Creek and the Cave, check it out), tonight to record the podcast with us. Join Alex, Russ, Peter and myself as we discuss Resident Evil: Retribution in depth! Just what you always wanted! Recorded on Thursday September 20th 2012.
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I just got home from work and a rehearsal dinner. I really have no idea what to write about, so this is all I could come up with. This may or may not be based on the Rudolph Wurlitzer novel Nog. Let’s see if I can finish this before midnight.
Merritt
Dave drives his dirty white van down an abandoned highway in the middle of the desert. He pulls up to a commune on the side of the road. People start to leave their tents and come out to greet the truck. The van has the words, “Say Hi” written on one side and “Fear the Creature Inside” on the other. The leader of the commune, Lockee, comes up and bows to Dave. The rest of the people soon follow. Dave is given a package and then heads back on the road.
This was originally titled “The Lawless Possession of a Bachelorette”, then it was “The Bachelorette’s Lawless Possession” but I’m deciding to break the trend this week. Welcome back for another episode of the Movie Movie Podcast! Our first podcast of September and it’s a doozy! Join Peter, Alex, Russ and myself as we hark back on Lawless, pray for The Possession and get rowdy with Bachelorette. Recorded on September 10th 2012.
Also, we were invited to perform our improve comedy form at Roomies, a variety show at Tripple Crown in NYC, tomorrow, September 11th 2012, at 10:00 PM. Come on out!
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Wow today was busy at work, but here I am on the train home and it’s time for another Fake Movie Friday! This weeks title was suggested to me by Lisa last night at the Manhattan College Alumni Happy Two Hours. I decided this needs to be a weird experimental sort of film, mostly scenes with very little connecting it all…or is there??
Broken Glass
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I didn’t know what to write, so I asked resident artist Colm “www.colmics.com” Ryan for a suggestion. He eventually gave me this title. This is easily my worst yet, because I lost all will to write it about 1 paragraph in. There was going to be a whole subplot about an evil scientist trying to merge the cartoon world and real world, then I realized I did the whole cartoon/real world thing two weeks ago. Oh well, enjoy:
Total Fluff
No breaks, no gears, all podcast! That was awful. We’re back, we’ve been to the movies and we’re ready to scream and yell our asses off to anyone that will listen! Join Alex, Russ, Peter and myself as we discuss The Expendables 2, Premium Rush and Paranorman (not to mention a little bit of The Apparition just for good measure). Recorded on August 28th 2012 at Champs in NYC, and I apologize for the sound quality.
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This is going to be really weird. I brainstormed this one with Andrew and Ashley today at lunch, after Ashley gave the suggestion of “pickle.”
Dill Kill
We open on Phil, a pickle artisan. We see him shoving something into a brine. His son is watching him in the corner. We see a porcupine in a cage also watching Phil.
“Come here, pickles.”
Both his son and the porcupine look, but Phil is only interested in the porcupine. We see Phil trying to shove the porcupine into a pickling jar. The son watches. Continue reading
(At least) Half of this 1 minute and 2 second long trailer is just a blank screen, with either a woman screaming for help behind darkness or a Saw-esque phone conversation. Natalie’s Lose Lose, Eric Williford’s first foray into directing, looks to be a torture-porn/kidnapping story, also not unlike Saw. There was no gore to speak of in the trailer, so who knows what the final product will be. I don’t know how I feel about this movie yet, honestly. It looks interesting but also a bit tired. Some of the scenes seem a bit more stylized than your typical gore-fest, which is always a welcome change of pace. But the simplicity of this trailer is what sells me on it. I dreamed about a trailer similar to this (for a Fake Movie Friday I’ve done recently) and the sparse nature of this trailer has completely sold me.
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