We mentioned it on the podcast though no one had any idea how it could be done, but alas ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ is getting the sequel treatment. It’s a movie starring hot young actors that grossed over $50m its opening weekend, it was bound to happen.
If you saw the movie, the question on your mind has got to be: What the hell would it be about?
First off I hate the Hangover series. I did not find the first one funny. Granted some of this might have been due to the extremely high expectations created by, well everyone. It just wasn’t for me. When previews for the second film came out my intelligence was insulted by it being practically shot for shot retread of the first.
They’ve announced the third film will start in LA, move to Vegas, and then end up in Tijuana further continuing the pattern of crazy city.
This might be a crazy idea, but I think they should go in the complete opposite direction. The third film should take place in some Small Town USA.
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This week I had no idea what the hell to make a shitty diapery movie about this week, until I started listening to Zombie by The Cranberries. Then it came to me: A movie about zombies for kids!
In 2040, the world has been ravaged by war and nuclear fallout. 97% of the population in the world has been killed as a result. One unintended side-effect of the war is that once the radiation began devastating the land, with it came the zombie plague. Apparently zombies can be created by taking perfectly normal people and exposing them to radiation. That is necessary for this movie. Ok so there are very few uninfected humans left on earth, and the zombies have begun banding together to, like families to find the humans and feast on them so that they can survive.
Welp. Another week and I have nothing for this weeks #FMF. So…. here’s another title I have written down in an old notebook:
The Computer Whisperer
Let’s make this quick because this idea does’t deserve much space…(Spoiler: it’s so fucking long still)
‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ comes out in two weeks. I think Seth Grahame-Smith is bullshit. Let’s see how easy it is to write one of these stink burgers. I’m doing no research on this, other than looking up the circumstances of his death, birth year, and wife and children info.
William Taft: Demon Slayer
We open on a woman running through the woods. Its 1857, and she’s being pursued by men with torches. She looks terrified and upon making it to the river we see she is carrying a child. She lays him down in a basket.
“No one will hurt you. My beautiful Tafty.”
Throughout the Wes Anderson film ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ the female main character Suzy reads excerpts from a few of her favorite young adult novels that she brought on the adventure at the center of the story. The cover of each book was drawn in a different style by a different artist. They’ve made a short feature animating each of the excerpts. Head over to Entertainment Weekly to see them. They are narrated by Bob Balaban’s narrator character and contain NO SPOILERS.
http://insidemovies.ew.com/2012/06/07/moonrise-kingdom-animation/
News broke today that the planned ‘Twilight Zone’ film is being passed on the a third writer. Granted the film will be several short tied together narratives this is a very bad sign. Too many writers is NEVER a good sign.
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Out this Christmas, Tarantino’s latest, Django Unchained, doesn’t exactly feel or look like one of his at first, but it definitely sounds the part. I enjoy that. Check it:
I don’t get it. I thought the Robocop remake was a huge pile of disappointment? A film that would be talked about forever, look like crap, get delayed, reshot, post 3D, conversion, and come out in January as a complete bust
But wait! Samuel L. Jackson cometh.