Watching this incredible feat of editing by youtube user kidziakandkeogh of 163 (or 162, or 190 depending on how you count it) Horror Movies with a killer backing song by Hanni El Khatib. I saw this first on bloody-disgusting.com but felt the need to bring it to the MMP community who might not have seen it already. Andrew Dunn, I’m talking to you (though you probably saw it already).
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Fake Movie Friday: Midnight Globe Trouters
I asked for a suggestion of a movie title last night at the show to write for today. I couldn’t have asked for a better title, too bad the movie is going to be awful! It will be a hybrid animated / live action à la Cool World.
Midnight Globe Trouters
Holly, Jack and Frank (yeah those are the names of the main characters from Cool World) have all been best friends for years and at the end of this summer, just before they all move away for college or some bullshit, they decide to go on a week long fishing trip booked by Holly’s father, whom she hasn’t seen in years but sends her messages every so often. Holly’s been afraid of the water since she was a little girl and is facing her fears. They arrive at the boat and Captain Torture is there to meet them. “Har har, it’s only a name. Get ready for the trip of a life time,” he says upon first meeting the group. Continue reading
Movie Movie Podcast #13: The Still Bourne Legacy
Were you there for our first ever LIVE podcast? It happened just a few hours ago. If you missed it, or if you want a memento of your experience at the show, we’ve recorded it for you and we’re posting it right now! That’s right! Join Peter, Russ, Alex, the crowd at The Creek and the Cave in Long Island City and myself as we discuss The Bourne Legacy. Recorded live at The Creek and the Cave on August 16th 2012.
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Movie Movie Podcast #12: Total Revolution ’12
Welcome to Movie Movie Podcast, where we make all of your dreams come true. Well plus or minus 40% of your dreams will come true. In fact just come in with an open mind, a couple of dreams to choose from and we’ll see what we can make happen. Join Alex, Peter, Russ and myself as we explore the intricate workings of the mind in Total Recall ’12 and freak out some squares while making our voices heard about Step Up: Revolution. As a bonus, Russ gives us a run down of the previous three Step Up movies and Pete becomes furious. Recorded on August 12th 2012.
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Fake Movie Friday: Knockout Nanny
Did you ever see Mr Nanny? Yeah I still watch it all the time. Kind of like that. Or The Pacifier, etc etc etc.
I present for your reading pleasure: Knockout Nanny
Julie has been the nanny for the Henderson’s for 5 years now. She’s 29, handles 13 year old Niles and the 7 year old Amanda very well. They both love her and she them. Mr Henderson, Jeffry (played by Hank Azaria), works long hours for the government on top secret projects. Mrs Henderson, Rachel, is an alcoholic, but a lovable, competent one who has more hilarious situations than disastrous.
There are scenes of Julie chasing the kids around, getting them ready for school, Rachel is passed out at the kitchen table and Jeff is running out the door. Julie is able to drive the kids to school, go grocery shopping and keep the Henderson’s life sane. She is also a black belt in muay thai kickboxing. We see scenes of her in her gym training with her master, Jin. Continue reading
Movie Movie Podcast #11: Batman Rises and Returns, The Dark Knight Begins Forever, and Robin
James Gordon Jr.: Why’re they running, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to chase them.
James Gordon Jr.: They didn’t do anything wrong.
Lt. James Gordon: Because they’re the podcast Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt them. Because they can take it. Because they’re not our heros. They’re long winded guardians, pretentious protectors. Semi-dark knights.
Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself as we get down, dirty and spoilery with The Dark Knight Rises. Recorded on August 1st 2012 (I think) at The Goo! Studios in NYC by our good friend, broducer and resident opulent vigilante Matt “my nipples are actually that hard, it’s not the suit” Giordano
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Fake Movie Friday: Cereal Killer
This weeks movie I was trying to do something clever, but ended up not. Toucan was supposed to be both the detective and killer but anyway, without further ado:
Cereal Killer
Toucan Sam get’s a call at 9 in the morning. There’s been a triple homicide. He arrives at the scene to find Snap, Crackle and Pop brutally murdered. The rest of the officers are all humans, and he is just walking around doing his job. He inspects the area but there doesn’t appear to be any evidence left behind.
He heads back to the office to start his write up, and in the middle of him finishing the paper work he receives another call. The Yummy Mummy was found hanging from a lamp-post outside of his condo. Sam heads over and starts to inspect. He finds a Cap’n Crunch whistle on the ground and decides it’s time to visit the Cap.
Movie Movie Podcast #10: Mega Mega Cast #2: The Rise and Fall of Magic Ted and the Amazing, Savage Spider-Man From Mars
I know you missed hearing our voices, but fear no more! We are BACK! Because we have been gone for so long we decided to do a couple of movies for you, all at once. That’s right it’s time for Mega Mega Cast #2: The Rise and Fall of Magic Ted and the Amazing, Savage Spider-Man From Mars. Join Russ, Peter, Alex and myself as we discuss Ted, Magic Mike, The Amazing Spider-Man, and Savages. Recorded on July 16th (I think?) at The Goo Studios in NYC. Mixed, edited and everything else by friend, bro-ducer, #1 super fan, and ex stripper Matt “yes, that actually is a banana in my pocket” Giordano.
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When One Becomes Two Becomes Three
I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy, I really do. I saw Two Towers twice the day it came out because I was that obsessed and excited. I own all of the extended editions, regular editions, and the BluRay versions of the films. I love the book series and have multiple copies of each novel, and of course one big, bound All-In-One collection. The Hobbit is arguably my favorite book of the four, the one that really excited me for the world that was being built. I’m ecstatic with anticipation for the movie adaptation of The Hobbit to come out, eagerly pinned to my seat watching for more news to come out about it. Via Peter Jackson’s Facebook page: Continue reading
Fake Movie Friday: Human Nature
Has anyone here ever seen the Twilight Zone episode “The Howling Man”? No? Do you remember anything about The Fountain? No? Good, then this will all be new for you…
I submit for your approval, Human Nature
We open with a monologue from main character Michael, he sounds disgruntled and a little crazy. Something along the lines of, “I’ve been chasing him for years, decades, centuries. I’ve been chasing him as long as time itself has existed. Civilizations have grown and collapsed, and I’ve seen it all happen. Anyone I ever grew to care about has died, so I’ve learned to care about no person and only my mission. There is nothing more important to me than to rid this world of all of its impurities and capture the devil.”