So I know who I’m NEVER going to look for help with a title again. Not happy.
Milfs in Paris
So I know who I’m NEVER going to look for help with a title again. Not happy.
Milfs in Paris
Ok super long day at work and totally might have forgotten about this. Here’s the title I got from last nights Pig Pile.
Honey! I Ate The Vacuum
Movie begins with a women getting up out of bed. She gets breakfast ready, she does laundry and we see this is all before the kids wake up. Her two children finally come down to eat and they sit down as a family. One seat is missing and she sighs. She gets up and walks to a door leading to the basement.
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So, I did the Hobbit at midnight last night. Took the day out of work, and told myself around 3 that meant I could work on my FMF and get it out early. Then I fell asleep until 630. So here it is late!
Trip Van Winkle
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So I’m writing this a night early so I don’t miss tomorrow again. At Terror Thursday at Tig’s and got this title. Here we go!
Crash Course
Movie opens up on a high school. A group of rich kids drive their fancy cars into the lot and look cool. RECORD SCRATCH we cut to a crappy looking driving instructors car. Inside Tom is dropping of his kids Chris and Kelly. They are ashamed of him and the fact that he drives them to school. He doesn’t think they are ready for the responsibility and it is too dangerous.
Listen. I’m sorry. I missed yesterday. 31 weeks without missing a Friday. My Friday streak is over, but I’m not skipping a week. Birthday boy Andrew Dunn suggested this title last night.
Family Crest
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Ok, it’s almost 9 and I just got home from work. Tigs told me this for a title. This WILL be quick
Carnivalworld
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As Russ said we all took suggestions last night at the 3rd anniversary of Pig Pile. My suggestion is below. I wrote out an outline on the bus this evening and I think it is really awesome, let’s see if I can make those scribbles make sense. It’s a bit long but stick to the end, I think it’s really fun.
Who Shot the Teddy Bear?
Movie opens up with three men busting through the door into a mechanics garage. Two of them, Stevie and Tugs, celebrate over a bag of money and jewelry. The third man, Tony, looks nervous and sick. Stevie tries to cheer him up and Tony yells, “I shouldn’t have let you convince me. Why did I take your gun? I killed him!”
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I don’t have much of an introduction for this, basically have my fingers crossed that the basic idea that I have from selecting a title turns out to be something fun. Here we go!
Family Trigger
An older Harvey Keitel-ish type man slowly gets out of bed. He looks up to see his NYPD dress blues hanging up ready for him. He showers and gets dressed and we see a ton of pictures him younger getting awards, meeting important people, and finally a few pictures of him with a young girl as she grows up and finally one with her graduating the police academy. As he finishes dressing and leaves the room we see a newspaper announcing the girl was killed on duty.
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CRAP. I completely forgot it was Friday. So lets shit something out shall we? Taking the genius method of the Artist Currently Known as Tigs and using a random word generator. I got, BURGLER and SCHOOLCHILD. So this is a bit of a rip off of the 2004 film ‘Catch that Kid.’ The title is not to be confused with some kid version of ‘Con-Air.’
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I went to the 84th street theater on a Wednesday morning to go see Sinister. I didn’t even know there was a movie theater, but it was 6 bucks. No one was around and it freaked the crap out of me. Luckily two people showed up during the previews otherwise the movie would have been 100x scarier and it wasn’t really scary in the first place. Here’s the idea I got.
Murder-plex
A couple rides an escalator down holding popcorn. The lights begin to flicker as they near the theater showing their film “Denny and Thelma.” The lights showing the name of the film flicker as they walk through the door so it reads “De a Th .“
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