This is an important time for women comedians. We are getting to the point were the wave of succcess created by ‘Bridesmaids’ is coming to an end. There needs to be a female driven comedy or they will disappear forever.
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This is an important time for women comedians. We are getting to the point were the wave of succcess created by ‘Bridesmaids’ is coming to an end. There needs to be a female driven comedy or they will disappear forever.
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Many movies are being split up lately. Whether they want to make sure they fit in everything or just want more cash, people have been accepting of the split since they are huge fans of a book series.
‘The Disappearence of Eleanor Rigby’ will be doing the two movie split as well.
The what of who? That’s not a book, but it has the potential to be one of the most interesting film experiences in quite some time.
So many marketing companies, distributors, or directors themselves have no idea how to put an effective teaser together. A teaser that is inherently a short trailer, is not a teaser. A teaser with footage and/or dialogue from a previous film is NOT a teaser. A teaser with dialogue from the film, but no footage whatsoever and instead a stupid revealing of the logo for the movie or something like that is NOT a teaser. A well crafted teaser in my opinion offers you some dialogue and some footage from the film, but not necessarily of any correlation. An effective teaser should make you want to learn as much about that film as possible, but not give you anything concrete.
An effective trailer in my opinion is for Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest film, The Master. All I know is the movie has Philip Seymour Hoffman in it and Joaquin Phoenix, and has something to do with religion. This trailer doesn’t give anything major away, but between the music and dialogue, I am very pumped for this film.
First off, quick round of applause for me and that sweet title.
Thank you, but I can’t take all the credit. Some of it goes to the idiot producers who think this is a good idea.
This has so much Oscar Bait on it but I’m 100% in. I could be raped, and Bill Murray star in a bio-pic of my rapist that paints him in a good light and I’d see it and love it.
That’s right! It’s Saturday morning. Are you hung over? Let’s check in on our drunk goggles!
Is this trailer actually any good?
Another Friday means more fake movies from your friends at MMP! We really look forward to Fridays here, probably because we hope some day someone will read one of these and think, “fuck yeah I’d like to see that!” Then they’d make it and we would talk about it on the podcast. Oh! I guess we could start making movies, but then what would we bitch about all day? I’ll take a stab at an action movie (OR IS IT?) this week with:
Explosive Surplus!
(PS This is so fucking long and awful. I apologize infinitely) (PPS I got the title from a random phrase generator because I couldn’t think of anything else and I liked it a whole lot)
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Pusher
I’ll preface this by saying, I thought this would be hard to do each week. It’s scary how easy it is.
Welcome to another installment of Fake Movie Friday. A special day in which we make up a bunch of shitty films. The worst part about them though, is that you can almost picture them being real. Which is the sad sad state of movies.
I’m Peter and this is
Death Checks In
Channing Tatum was recently announced for a starring role in Roland Emmerich’s (ID4, Day After Tomorrow, 2012) upcoming film ‘White House Down.’ Little is known about the film except for a short synopsis, but it does have a release date picked out already. You know, the important stuff.
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